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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I was raised to be charming,   not sincere. 
i’m elysa, i’m nineteen  i get more sleep in a week than you do in a month. fancy that!
 </description><title>http://elysah.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @elysah)</generator><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63d3f09606fcc547fe57f4a3bec24651/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2534ec6dd1e645c63d60d9868e65d2e/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc824be80d0da2adcdf6957dfde6f2ee/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1dbf8236d79b6e53704441993cee9e0/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/51014162439</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/51014162439</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:04:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/715312159a8ee552c1de6fc9f17499ad/tumblr_mmveqsh3Ei1qh9b69o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50668498848</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50668498848</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:25:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e021ffc5b1a1b3fbdbf541a675255ad9/tumblr_mlpke2UtkG1qz7t0xo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50560933348</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50560933348</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:01:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dda0008d199a9636cf6ab2323fffa2c7/tumblr_mmpaqcvOrN1qb14aao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50536537075</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50536537075</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:09:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>babyheroin:

“Do not fall in love with people like mewe will take you tomuseums and parksand...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyheroin.tumblr.com/post/50405413672/do-not-fall-in-love-with-people-like-me-we-will" target="_blank"&gt;babyheroin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;“Do not fall in love with people like me&lt;br/&gt;we will take you to&lt;br/&gt;museums and parks&lt;br/&gt;and monuments&lt;br/&gt;and kiss you in every beautiful&lt;br/&gt;place so that you can&lt;br/&gt;never go back to them&lt;br/&gt;without tasting us&lt;br/&gt;like blood in your mouth”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50456131739</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/50456131739</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 16:57:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Whenever I go downtown lately I see someone who follows me/who I follow????</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Whenever I go downtown lately I see someone who follows me/who I follow????&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49953937359</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49953937359</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 13:20:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
The first two lines of 30 Rock.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a478bcd9472e2deb725980501f16b91c/tumblr_mmdxs7xPDk1qj13p7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c155de479227f1717e9641af9d3248c9/tumblr_mmdxs7xPDk1qj13p7o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;The first two lines of 30 Rock.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49848064734</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49848064734</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 04:08:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>fukkkres:

i want to sleep forever in space with cool alien friends that love me for who i am
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fukkkres.tumblr.com/post/49840640018/i-want-to-sleep-forever-in-space-with-cool-alien" target="_blank"&gt;fukkkres&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i want to sleep forever in space with cool alien friends that love me for who i am&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49844475743</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49844475743</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 02:01:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>girlveins:

i want full access to a girl who likes me
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlveins.tumblr.com/post/49716084475/i-want-full-access-to-a-girl-who-likes-me" target="_blank"&gt;girlveins&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i want full access to a girl who likes me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49719791450</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49719791450</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 14:36:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>urbancatfitters:

some people are just so hot its hard 2 believe they exist like are they a trick of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://urbancatfitters.tumblr.com/post/49662133049/some-people-are-just-so-hot-its-hard-2-believe" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;urbancatfitters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;some people are just so hot its hard 2 believe they exist like are they a trick of the light or maybe aliens&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49663835528</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49663835528</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:31:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pfdfoKwE1qag58vo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pfdfoKwE1qag58vo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49663660194</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49663660194</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 00:27:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>youarefuckingmajestic:

VANITY AS SELF CARE ALWAYS.
YOU TAKE THOSE SELFIES, GIRL.
SHOW THE WORLD HOW...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youarefuckingmajestic.tumblr.com/post/47211592818/vanity-as-self-care-always-you-take-those" target="_blank"&gt;youarefuckingmajestic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;VANITY AS SELF CARE ALWAYS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU TAKE THOSE SELFIES, GIRL.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHOW THE WORLD HOW FUCKING MAJESTIC YOU ARE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49634113752</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49634113752</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 16:52:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe McNiff Gang or Die: kittening: nothing even makes sense anymore
women have to jump through...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://rodneykong.tumblr.com/post/49629986196/kittening-nothing-even-makes-sense-anymore"&gt;Joe McNiff Gang or Die: kittening: nothing even makes sense anymore
women have to jump through...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kittening.tumblr.com/post/49629936324" target="_blank"&gt;kittening&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nothing even makes sense anymore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;women have to jump through hoops to get contraception, yet are expected to yield to male sexual dominance&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;women are discouraged from having abortions and even publicly shamed in some states if they attempt to get one, yet if they’re forced to…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49633902915</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49633902915</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 16:49:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thisdaysux:


You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisdaysux.tumblr.com/post/39725484973/you-actually-dont-even-have-to-introduce-yourself" target="_blank"&gt;thisdaysux&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49633747268</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49633747268</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 16:47:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>greywolf1329:


shortformblog:


ryanoshea:


Rep. Kyrsten...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b6d207f93f713ae83b241cad01ce0a4/tumblr_mgc1ancffa1qbxlcko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greywolf1329.tumblr.com/post/49546998865/shortformblog-ryanoshea-rep-kyrsten" target="_blank"&gt;greywolf1329&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shortformblog.com/post/40359497221/ryanoshea-rep-kyrsten-sinema-first" target="_blank"&gt;shortformblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://post.ryanoshea.com/post/40050997270/rep-kyrsten-sinema-first-congressperson-to" target="_blank"&gt;ryanoshea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, first Congressperson to officially describe her religion as “none,” is sworn in not on the Bible, but on the document she’s actually supposed to be protecting and upholding—the Constitution.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Edit: She’s also the first openly bisexual Congressperson. (via &lt;a href="http://eyesdriftskyward.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;eyesdriftskyward&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[Fun fact: James Madison remains the only president to take his oath of office on a book of laws, rather than the Bible.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;While making no commentary on the religious angle at play,&lt;/strong&gt; doesn’t it seem like using the U.S. Constitution for swearing-ins makes a lot more sense, as a function of government?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and as a country that has separation of church and state, that’s supposed to have a government free from religion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49630469681</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49630469681</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 15:59:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49613192895</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49613192895</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 12:00:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>katherlne:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katherlne.tumblr.com/post/49553960761/the-first-person-to-die-was-probably-like-dude" target="_blank"&gt;katherlne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the first person to die was probably like “dude what”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49570626835</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49570626835</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 21:58:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a..."</title><description>“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not. 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t. 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are. 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”. 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends. 
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://hoydenabouttown.com/20130325.13205/a-short-post-on-rape-prevention/" target="_blank"&gt;A Short Post on Rape Prevention&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brute-reason.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;brute-reason&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49570424555</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49570424555</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 21:55:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>shutupaubrey:

a haiku: 
wow i love myself
i am fucking disgusting
i would so fuck me</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/49569499204/a-haiku-wow-i-love-myself-i-am-fucking" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;shutupaubrey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;a haiku: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wow i love myself&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i am fucking disgusting&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i would so fuck me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49570327590</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49570327590</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 21:53:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>rneerkat:

girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rneerkat.tumblr.com/post/49487096044/girls-hit-on-me-and-boys-hit-on-me-i-explode-i" target="_blank"&gt;rneerkat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49493546376</link><guid>http://elysah.tumblr.com/post/49493546376</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 21:54:21 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
