June 2012
Jun 4th
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my mom has twitter now and she follows the worst people AND READS THEM TO ME ALL DAY. everywhere I go I’m hearing shit like “teenager post #491 : hearing loud noises when your home alone and just accepting the fact that you’re going to die! Bahahahahahahahahahaha Elysa! Listen! Bahahahaha!”
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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blazeberg: “I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”  — Augusten Burroughs
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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hipsterinspace replied to your post: I feel bad for all my friends that follow me on… Its OK bro, I wouldn’t have my dash any other way. I like seeing hipster smut interupt the massive flow of nerd that is my dash because I know its you :)  ahh, this is the best thing I’ve read all day! thanks gurl!
Jun 1st
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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I feel bad for all my friends that follow me on here because I know they don’t want to see any of the things I’m posting.
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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extortion: i hate this time of year because i have to start wearing colors again and it’s really difficult for me to wear anything that isn’t black, grey or white
May 31st
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richwhitelesbian: laugh my fuckin shit ass off till i die and im in hell forevre
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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richwhitelesbian: imagine people getting in fights. they must be so mad.
May 28th
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richwhitelesbian: i like to play it fast and loose with the rules. my bike doesn’t have reflectors and i whisper “fuck you” at cops while i roll past
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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richwhitelesbian: why do i own a phone im disgusted by human contact
May 28th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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clairesawyer: if i was a celebrity i would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me.
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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blua: I don’t care if Monday’s blue Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too Thursday I don’t care about you It’s Friday, I’m in love
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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I don’t understand the correlation between sex and love, and sex and self-esteem. sex is sex. love is love. and self-esteem is your own.  stop inferring meaning.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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youmaetsix: why does taylor swift get paid for being an annoying whiny little bitch i can do that too why am i not a millionaire
May 23rd
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